-You never wanted to be anybody's girlfriend, and now you're somebody's wife.
-Surprised me too.
-I don't think I'll ever understand that.
I mean, it doesn't make sense.
-It just happened.
-Right, but that's what I don't understand.
What just happened?
-I just- I just woke up one day, and I knew.
-What I was never sure of with you.
-You know what sucks?
Realizing that everything you believe in is complete and utter bullshit.